August 2011
i can't wait to get married
i’m gonna walk down the aisle like
and i’ll be all like
my future hubby is gonna be standing there waiting for me like
we’re gonna say our vows, and be all like
then we’re gonna go to the reception and party
then go to our hotel room and bang
then live happily every after
but for now, I’ll be on Tumblr
I love being home alone.
I creep on the neighbors …
I cry over things …
I dance like nobody’s watchin’ …
I go out for a drive …
I do things I’m not proud of …
I sit on the computer for 17 hours …
I eat anything I see …
I pretend to be the best dancer and singer in the world …
I cry some more …
And, then everyone comes home, and their like “What’d you do all night?”
And, I’m just like …
… Nothing …
